I do NOT do submissions. There, I saved you the five seconds it takes to look that up. PLEASE READ MY FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS!!!! Beth. 21. Dedicated girlfriend to a wonderful man. Loves video games, fantasy, BDSM, cats (so basically I'm everyone on tumblr). If any of these things tickle your fancy, feel free to follow.
Talk to me, I'm pretty capable of answering anything pertaining to makeup, art, sex, and literature.
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I’m happy that you love my blog, but I’m getting really sick of people asking questions that they could have easily found the answers to in my FAQ. I don’t want to see dicks, or any video involving random masturbation. If I want strangers having sex, I watch porn. Otherwise, I’d prefer to only look at my boyfriend’s penis. So please everyone, go to my FAQ, look at questions I’ve already answered, and read my post of a bunch of questions. I’m linking this to the FAQ page, and any after this (unless humorous), I’m just going to delete. I already delete countless anons wanting to know how old I am…ugh.
I just want to make sure I don’t get any more of these. Read my fucking FAQ. See the part where it says I don’t Skype or chat with followers? That includes watching them light their cocks on fire, however amusing that would be. I’m a sub, in what world would I want to watch a man in pain, unless he commanded me to do it? Anyways, I might have to add this to the FAQ.
Catastrophic Mind: This is going to be a FAQ. I will link to this from now on, whenever I get a question that has been answered a dozen...
1. How old are you, and how old is your boyfriend?
I am 21, he is 42.
2. You must have daddy issues! That’s disgusting.
LOL, my dad and I get along great, I guess I wanted two.
3. You say you are bipolar. What do you take/how do you deal with it?
I am starting Lithium this week, at the…
reblogging this for those of you that didn’t get the memo about private chats/private picture submissions.
This is going to be a FAQ. I will link to this from now on, whenever I get a question that has been answered a dozen times already.
1. How old are you, and how old is your boyfriend?
I am 21, he is 42.
2. You must have daddy issues! That’s disgusting.
LOL, my dad and I get along great, I guess I wanted two.
3. You say you are bipolar. What do you take/how do you deal with it?
I am starting Lithium this week, at the lowest dose and working my way up. I also take Ritalin for ADHD, and I might have to add a med for anxiety. I am in therapy once a week as well.
4. What is your tattoo of?
I have five tattoos. The “doll” is a character from Little Big Planet, my unique character. I have one on each of my wrists in Ancient Greek that translate that “endure” and “renounce”, a Stoic teaching of Epictetus. I also have one on the back on my neck that says “Hell is other people” in French, from my favorite existential philosopher, Jean Paul Sartre. I have a chest piece depicting the whistle from Young Folks by Peter, Bjorn, and John in piano sheet music on a banner with two birds and flowers and shit. It can also be seen here.
5. What is your natural hair color?
Blonde. I have had black, purple, red, and combination of the three, as well as dark browns and such. The last time I had blonde hair was when Jim and I first started dating.
6. Will you submit to my blog?
Most likely not. I use Tumblr on my iPhone, and it’s a pain enough to upload photos to my own blog, let alone attempt to submit them. Feel free to reblog any of my photos WITH CREDIT for your blog. I don’t care if you promote yourself in the caption of the photo, just don’t delete mine, or make yourself the source. That shit pisses me off.
7. Where do you live?
Michigan. Near the D.
8. How did you and Jim meet?
Jim owns a 7-11 by my high school. My older brother used to work for him, and I came in one day and we started talking. My high school Writing teacher was the one who “formally” introduced us.
9. How long have you and Jim been together?
3 years on and off.
10. Did you break up at some point?
Yes, we split up for roughly 9 months. October of 2010 to July of 2011, but we were banging the entire time. LOL
11. Do you and Jim have threesomes?
No.
12. Do you take picture requests?
Yeah, when I have time for them, and if I want to take said pose or whatever, I will.
13. Does it turn you on that other men want to fuck you?
No.
14. Here’s my email, wanna chat some time?
I do not privately chat with any of my followers, be it email, skype, tiny chat, AIM etc.
15. You posted my Ask publicly! OH NO!
I post EVERYTHING I receive to my blog UNLESS you specifically state you would like it private. If it is really funny, I will black out your username and post it anyways.
16. Do you want to see a picture of my cock?
Nope.
17. Does Jim have old man balls?
Not yet.
18. What cup size are you?
34 B
19. Omg, I can’t believe you are going to ruin your body with a chest piece.
I know it’s hard to believe, but I do not give a flying fuck what any of my followers think about what I do with my body, and if I lose all of you because of a tattoo, good riddance.
20. Do you enjoy anal sex? (I get this one a lot for some reason)
In theory, I fucking love anal sex. It’s hot, I get off thinking about it, and I want to do it all the time. In practice, I hate it. It hurts, I have panic attacks, and for whatever reason I can’t overcome the pain, especially when I’m having trouble breathing. That’s not to say I haven’t had it successfully. I have on a handful of occasions been able to take it, usually with no lube, not foreplay, and no time to think about it…
21. Will you send me a picture of yourself? Or a video of you and Jim?
Whatever is PUBLICLY on my blog, you are more than welcome to save, reblog, like, fap to, show your girlfriend, show your dog, whatever. But I will not send you a private picture, I will not send you a video, etc.